study habits of a minneapolis bound orlandian ([info]neo_sairys) wrote,
@ 2008-07-13 10:26:00
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VS' Fat kiss is a fat pain in the ass
Jenny and I had some time alone so we went digging through each other's make up stuff. She has 20 times more stuff than I do, but there's always gonna be a big difference: I actually USE the shit I buy! She buys the stuff like it's going to be banned one day, lol! In between bitching at her for not using anything, I saw her Victoria's Secret Fat Kiss gloss. I've never tried it, so I smeared some on. Didn't like the feel of it too much, so I took it off a few seconds later. After we put the stuff back, I went to Dee Jay to see how he was doing (he was hooking up the wireless router to their house so we can all use the internet now!) and I felt a lump on my top lip. I went to the bathroom and it seemed that it was swelled. Odd, but I've had cold sore like swelling like that before. It just goes away after a few minutes. Well! It didn't.

In fact it got bigger. By dinner time my entire upper lip was so swelled that you couldn't even see the wrinkles on them anymore. So eating and drinking was a little bit of a hassle. Thank goodness we didn't go out anywhere!!!! 2 benadryls later and i was out cold. I woke up late at night and it was still swelled. This morning, the swelling has gone down alot, but it's still there...stupid make up. And then people wonder why I don't buy alot of it!!



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[info]lady_choshu
2008-07-13 03:58 pm UTC (link)
Wow. maybe thats the secrete in the fat kiss?

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[info]neo_sairys
2008-07-14 12:47 am UTC (link)
LMAO!!!! *dies laughing* OMG that's great! I mean, for the entire day I looked like a jacked up Jolie with too much colagen in my lips LOL.

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[info]jamesohgoodie
2008-07-13 08:45 pm UTC (link)
this is why i keep everything on the hands *wiggles black nails for ya* and not on the face.

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[info]neo_sairys
2008-07-14 12:46 am UTC (link)
There's a big flaw in that logic: There wouldn't be any of that stuff on the market if there wasn't a demand for it. Thank goodness I've never been one for trends!!! LMAO!

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[info]jamesohgoodie
2008-07-14 03:11 am UTC (link)
i never understood the demand anyway. not to pander, but am i the only one who thinks women look better WITHOUT make-up? any time i've seen Glych wear make-up i'm like "...could you not?".

i especially hate lipstick. especially that lip-liner that goes around the lip that makes it look like an asshole.

yea, it looks like an asshole, and every time ya talk i imagine six different types of shit comin outta your mouth.

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[info]neo_sairys
2008-07-14 03:35 am UTC (link)
I agree with you on the make-up for the most part. What I love about it is how expressive you can be with it. So the face to me is like another canvas. Only thing is when i wear makeup, most of the time I go all out with funky colors and different effects that don't look well, conventional, lol!

However, I can't stand putting on makeup every day. I even told Dee Jay when i met him that I see makeup as something for special occasions. There's nothing wrong with showing how you look naturally to people. Besides, don't you take all the "specialness" out of it if you wear it daily??

I think what I wear the most though is lip balm. Or gloss, I love gloss. But it's either clear or some other sheer color that doesn't look like anything. Lips dry out easily and I hate chapped lips. But other than that, nope, I don't see the overly fanatic obesession with girls and makeup that they feel the need to get up a half hour earlier than they need to to go grocery shopping or something, you know? It's just...I dunno...wasteful, lol!

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[info]jamesohgoodie
2008-07-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
you ever see those girls that just cake on the make-up? and it starts to eat away at their skin so it looks all shiny and greasy and they start to develop acne? it's suppose to make you look pretty but it makes you LESS pretty! WTF?

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[info]zoloft
2008-07-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
Hee! That's hot. ;}

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[info]neo_sairys
2008-07-14 03:36 am UTC (link)
*dies laughing*

Yes, yes it was, LMAO!

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